Casually blogging about most things
"Poets have been mysteriously quiet on the subject of cheese" - G.K. Chesterton
Just picked my shifts for the last time and now I’m going to Beer Fest woooo
Happy Daylight Savings :P
MY GOD, YOU’RE SO SQUISHY.
SAMUEL, YOU SLIMEBALL. KISS ME AGAIN.
I COULD GET LOST FOREVER IN YOUR FLAPS AND FOLDS.
STOP TALKING AND TAKE ME, SAMUEL. FILL ME WITH CHILDREN, NOT JUST POETRY.
YES! AND YOU AS WELL, SHEILA. AFTER ALL, OUR HERMAPHRODITIC REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS ALLOW FOR MUTUAL FERTILIZATION.
THAT’S SO SEXY.
Well my phone interview was about 20 minutes and I had absolutely no idea how it went
Minus the totally mortifying incident at the end where my ear was pressing the buttons and I thought it was him doing it so I didn’t say anything and then he was like “hey can you stop pressing this buttons?” -_______-
Lupita Nyong’o at the 86th Academy Awards
This is a Disney princess movie waiting to happen. She is so cute :3
I just can’t
holy fuck too much
This is such a great resource
It’s also designed so fucking well too okay.
I poured wayyyyy too much brown sugar on my oatmeal and now it’s inedible :(
all the posts in my new URL tag are just pictures of the Hollywood forever cemetery
lol mine are all cop-related things… whatcha gonna do???
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This person has the most real values to date
Anne Parker in The Kitchn. Living out my dreams…
Why do all of my trainees go to church? It seriously throws a wrench in my plans